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>>>From: "Florence" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>>>To: "Paulette Strickland" ,"Margaret
>>>Norman" ,"Judy & Butch Norman"
>>>Subject: Fw: Very timely at this time of year, 10 lbs is 10 lbs
>>>Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2004 09:51:35 -0500
>>> > I've seen two shows lately that went on and on
>>> >mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a
>>> >on how great menopause will be....
>>> > Puhleeeeeeeze!
>>> > I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to
>>> >with you